The Caravan Owners Club

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school

reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging

her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,

'She's my old girlfriend.

I understand she took to drinking right after we split up

those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go

on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other

driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I

AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one

are you?'

And then the fight started... .

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is

not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I

look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....
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