The Caravan Owners Club

[jeepstar]

While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than
I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other
side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to
the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked
"what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a rect*m stretcher," I responded.
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rect*m stretcher?? And just
what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one
finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do
with a six-foot as*hole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a
radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..."
Traffic ticket: £95.00 Court costs: £45.00 Look on
cop's face ... Priceless