Hung Chow calls into work and says,
"Hey boss, I no come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomachache, and my legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says,
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house too."
