The Caravan Owners Club

[mac]

An old cowboy sat next to a woman at a bar & ordered a beer. She turned to him and asked if he was a real cowboy. He replied “Well now lets see, I have no real education,I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, fixing fences, herding cows, pulling calves, bailing hay & working on tractors so I guess I am a cowboy”. She said “Well, thats honest, & not that you have made a pass, but in case it crossed your mind I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about other women”. From the moment I get up, in the shower,at work, eating & watching the T.V. and in bed. Its no use I cant get them off my mind. Later they were joined by another man who reopened the conversation by asking the cowboy if he was indeed the ‘real thing’. The cowboy took some time but replied, ” Well now, I always thought I was, but now I think I am a lesbian!”!

Cheers ~ Mac