Two male friends decided to take their hobby caravan and stay at a nudist site.
The first friend was abit aprehensive as his willy and balls were lily white in colour as apposed to the rest of his tanned body.
His friend had an idea. " lie flat and I will bury you under the sand apart from your dangly bits..after a few hours they will be nice and tanned and will match the rest of your body.
His friend thought this was an excellent idea, and so let his friend cover his whole body in sand apart from his willy and balls, which were left sticking up from underneath the sand.
Half an hour later two elderly ladies from the local womens institute were taking their afternoon stroll long the beach.
"Oh My word "said Ethel turning to her friend." I had to get married to see one of those..and yet here they are growing wild !!

