The Caravan Owners Club

[les m]

wife walks into living room and finds hubby with fly-swat.
wife.."what are you doing"
Hubby...."killing flies"
Wife..."how many have you killed"
Hubby..."five...three males and two females""
Wife.. " how do you now there sex???"
Hubby.... " easy... three were on that old bear-can, the other two were on the phone !!"