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A nursery school pupil told his teacher
heâd found a cat, but it was dead.
œHow do you know that the cat was dead?
she asked her pupil.
Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,
answered the child innocently.
You did WHAT? the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
You know, explained the boy,
I leaned over and went Pssst and it didn't move.

