The Spanish Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's-a illegal to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four," replies the Spanish official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. Look at ze papers, ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You cant a pulla that a one on me!" replies the Spanish customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and you are therefore abreaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds the Spanish officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
