I went to Millets and said 'I want to buy a tent.'
He said 'To camp?', I said (butchly) 'Sorry, I want to buy a tent.'
I said 'I also want to buy a caravan.' He said 'Camper?'
I said (campily) 'Make your mind up.'
With thanks to Tommy Cooper.
I'm only posting to see if my signature works!

