The Caravan Owners Club

[candlefish]

A man was driving home after a long lunch. He knew he'd had a few, so he was being particularly careful, doing everything by the book. Inevitably, he was pulled over. Before the cop could reach the window, the driver was explaining how he'd really only had a couple and he was ... The cop cut him short. "If you'd just get out to the vehicle please, sir."

The man tried to explain how watchful he was being. The cop insisted. The man got out of the car. The cop led him around to the back and pointed.

"Are you aware, sir," he said, "that your off-side brakelight is not working?" The man dropped to his knees and burst into tears.

"It is only a brake light, sir," the cop said.

"Oh, never mind the brake light," said the man, "where's my bl***y caravan?"