The Caravan Owners Club

[jeepstar]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty
soon all the other bats smelt the blood, and began hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to pi*s off and let him get some sleep, but they
persisted until he finally gave in.
"Ok, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge
forest of trees. Finally, he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly
milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked "YES, YES, YES!!!"
the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good." said the first bat, "Because I
B...dy didn't"

[John_C]

reminds me of my younger days...about 3 years ago when I was only 21 !
Drunk out of my mind I was found at 2.30 am snogging a lamp post!